Thursday, April 23, 2009

A Priest and a Rabbi



A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They each order a beer. The bartender says, “Of course,” and gets them their drinks.


A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” “What can I get you?”


A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi says to the priest, “I know what you want—a glass of red wine.” And the priest says, “Yes, that would hit the spot.” The rabbi replies, “This round is on me.”


A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The rabbi sits on a barstool. The priest says, “Would you prefer to sit in a booth?” and the rabbi says, “Sure, if you’d like.” The priest responds, “Yes, I really would like to, if you don’t mind.”


A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. Another patron says, “Hey, are you Ben Stiller and Ed Norton?” The bartender says to him, “No, you’re thinking of that movie. Why would two famous actors come into this bar?" The patron agreed that it would be unlikely.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “In a world filled with so much strife, how good it is to see people of different faiths enjoying each other’s company.”


A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and calls them drunks.

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